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Do you like ColdPizza?

Blogged in Computers, Fun, Random Rants by Tyler on January 7, 2006 at about 10:44

There’s a site I visit fairly often called Groklaw, which reports on legal items of interest to the technical community. I found a recent article funny and scary at the same time.

The article is titled ColdPizza, a parody by Scott Lazar. To quote Groklaw,

There is no way Scott Lazar can read Coldplay’s DRM notice of terms and conditions without inspiration striking. So here is his latest, ColdPizza.

DRM, or Digital Rights Management, refers to technical measures companies take to limit the use of their products. An example of this would be a copy-protected CD, which has some technical “feature” that (theoretically) stops consumers from making copies of the music it contains. For a better definition of DRM, visit the Wikipedia.

The DRM mentioned in the article is on a recent Coldplay CD, which automatically installs software on (Windows) computers when the CD is first inserted. The software is supposedly there to stop the consumer from making copies of the CD or ripping the songs into MP3’s. The terms and conditions of using that CD/software are rather draconian, thus inspiring a parody thereof.

You’ll never think about cold pizza the same:

ColdPizza, a parody by Scott Lazar.

In His Steps

Blogged in Computers, Random Rants by Tyler on September 4, 2005 at about 22:43

This morning while sitting in church I made a decision - I would not watch TV or browse the Internet today. These activities have become so much a part of my life that I felt I needed a break from them. What better day exists to take a break from the world than the Sabbath? As I returned home from church, I was somewhat fidgety - what would I do all day? Read a book, maybe?

As I looked over my bookshelf, I noticed a book that I read years ago as part of a BYU course on the New Testament. It is entitled In His Steps by Charles M. Sheldon.

In His Steps is the story of a preacher and his affluent congregation who are interrupted during church one day by a shabbily-dressed stranger who asked of them:

I heard some people singing at a church prayer meeting the other night,

‘All for Jesus, all for Jesus,
All my being’s ransomed powers,
All my thoughts, and all my doings,
All my days, and all my hours.’

and I kept wondering as I sat on the steps outside just what they meant by it. It seems to me there’s an awful lot of trouble in the world that somehow wouldn’t exist if all the people who sing such songs went and lived them out. I suppose I don’t understand. But what would Jesus do? Is that what you mean by following His steps? It seems to me sometimes as if the people in the big churches had good clothes and nice houses to live in, and money to spend for luxuries, and could go away on summer vacations and all that, while the people outside the churches, thousands of them, I mean, die in tenements, and walk the streets for jobs, and never have a piano or a picture in the house, and grow up in misery and drunkenness and sin.”

The man then collapsed and died a few days later in the care of the preacher. The next week the preacher was constantly drawn to the question “What would Jesus do?” In his words:

The appearance and words of this stranger in the church last Sunday made a very powerful impression on me. I am not able to conceal from you or myself the fact that what he said, followed as it has been by his death in my house, has compelled me to ask as I never asked before ‘What does following Jesus mean?’ I am not in a position yet to utter any condemnation of this people or, to a certain extent, of myself, either in our Christ-like relations to this man or the numbers that he represents in the world. But all that does not prevent me from feeling that much that the man said was so vitally true that we must face it in an attempt to answer it or else stand condemned as Christian disciples.

He then made the following invitation to his congregation:

I want volunteers from the First Church who will pledge themselves, earnestly and honestly for an entire year, not to do anything without first asking the question, ‘What would Jesus do?’ And after asking that question, each one will follow Jesus as exactly as he knows how, no matter what the result may be.

The remainder of the book reviews the struggles, trials, and blessings experienced by those who chose to take the path of more honestly asking of themselves “What would Jesus do?”

As I read the tales of hardship and blessing, I was and am compelled to ask of myself, “What would Jesus do in my situation?” What steps would he take to resolve the issues that I face? What feelings and actions do I harbor that he would not? Am I willing to make a commitment like the people of Sheldon’s story? These questions I have yet to answer. I only know that if I am to honestly consider myself a disciple of Christ I must more frequently seek to be the answer to the eternal question of “What would Jesus do if he were in my place?”

In His Steps
is now in the public domain and thus free for anyone to access. The full text can be freely downloaded from Project Gutenberg’s archives or purchased inexpensively from amazon.com. I highly recommend reading the book and asking of yourself “What would Jesus do in my shoes?” The answer could change your life. I’m going to start working to allow it to change mine.

Image Gallery

Blogged in Computers, Random Rants by Tyler on August 21, 2005 at about 19:35

I’ve been working on my image gallery a bit today and was able to scan in and upload another 60 pictures or so. It’s amazing to me how many pictures I’ve taken during my life. I’ve already uploaded more than 1200 pictures that were, for the most part, taken during the past 5 years. I still haven’t gone through the hundreds of pictures I took during my 2 years in Brazil as a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints or the 3 or 4 photo albums I’ve put together over the years. Maybe I’ll even get some of my old videos of family and friends up on the site eventually (though until I get a VCR that’s going to be a bit difficult).

It’s amazing how much we document our lives without even realizing it. A little here, a little there, and soon you’re drowning in photos. Not that I’m complaining - I love having the pictures around to help me remember the many good times in my life. I’m also enjoying putting up those photos for my friends and family (and anyone else) to see. Now I just need to go through and label them…

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